https://eternalturd.com
ETERNAL TURD
THE SHIT IS NOT ON-CHAIN YET.
I put the canonical turd together.
The proof works. The launch just hasn't happened yet.
STATUS ......... PRE-LAUNCH
Canonical TURD
8 × 8
64 BITS
8 BYTES
ET2
ET2:60787ee7c3ffff7e
WAIT. AREN'T MEMECOINS ALREADY ON-CHAIN?
I've spent years bidding Fartcoin, dog coins, cat coins and every other supposedly "on-chain" piece of internet culture.
The tokens are on-chain.
The trades are on-chain.
But the picture you're staring at?
Usually not.
Most token artwork lives somewhere else — usually IPFS — while Solana stores metadata that points to it.
So I decided to put the shit where my mouth is.
ETERNAL TURD
The canonical TURD is an 8×8 monochrome image.
64 pixels.
8 bytes.
Those 8 bytes sit directly inside the same Solana transaction that creates $TURD on Pump.fun.
Not a link to the canonical artwork.
Not a pointer to IPFS.
The actual data needed to rebuild it.
As long as that launch transaction can be fetched, the canonical TURD can be reconstructed from it.
CANONICAL DATA
VERSION ........ ET2 SIZE ........... 8 BYTES BITMAP ......... 8 × 8 HEX ............ 60787ee7c3ffff7e STORAGE ........ LAUNCH TRANSACTION STATUS ......... PRE-LAUNCH IPFS REQUIRED .. NO*
*The normal Pump.fun thumbnail uses standard hosted token metadata.
The canonical 8-byte artwork does not.
ET2:60787ee7c3ffff7e
LAUNCH STATE
LAUNCH TX ...... NOT YET CREATED MINT ........... NOT YET CREATED HEX ............ 60787ee7c3ffff7e
RECONSTRUCT THE SHIT
PRE-LAUNCH DEMONSTRATION
LOCAL TEST TRANSACTION — NOT ON CHAIN
Tagline
THE THUMBNAIL IS ON IPFS.
THE SHIT IS ON-CHAIN.
The normal Pump.fun display image still uses ordinary token metadata hosting. The canonical 8-byte artwork is independently embedded in the launch transaction.